And in case you worried that you’ve ever behaved outside the breakup norm, Garcia, has come up with her six REAL stages of getting over him. Read, recognise and feel relieved you’re TOTALLY normal…
1.Vodka –You attempt to drink him off your mind. You round your girls up for a big night out, the cocktails numb the pain. That is until you peel yourself from your pillow the next morning, clutching an empty kebab box and everywhere hurts.
2.Disastrous haircut – You chop of your flowing luscious locks in favour for Rihanna’s jet black pixie crop. A moment you will spend the next 18 months regretting but hey, it’s a rite of passage.
3.Mad- You find yourself composing e-mails to him with the subject: REASONS WHY YOU ARE DEAD TO ME.
4.Delusional- If you become really clued up on his favourite football team or suddenly know everything about the latest car… he’ll see that you’re his one true soul mate.
5.Depressed- You’re suddenly convinced that your life thirty years from now will be a lonely one, surrounded by cats. Lots of cats.
6.Decisions- You realise who you are and what you want. You decide to only do what makes you feel good. You can think about him without pain. You are over it and a tiny bit wiser. Don’t worry about your hair, it will grow.
Read more: http://www.cosmopolitan.co.uk/love-sex/breakup-brain#ixzz2yUYfGyBW